Home Sick

The past few weeks have been rough. My back went out on me and two days ago I started having a massive allergy attack. Don't know what is wrong, but me don't feel good. So my loving girlfriend is coming over to bring me some food and juice. How sweet, sorry dear still no Willie Wonka, but when are you going to be over?
Soon.
And when is that/
Soon.
When?
I will be there Soon.
This damn ide is a piece of crap.
So tough guy when do you think she will be here. I just got off the phone with her at 10:03 PM.
it is 10:30, she sad she will be here in a few minutes. Hmm. 1/2 hour. Sick boyfriend need juice, must have juice, "You are coming soon right" "yes" I am waiting thirsty and alone in the depths of the cold night. When will she arrive. Still no Jen. She is right around the corner, meaning she left. Wonder if there were traffic. What a gem.

Is it me

Ok It is 9:30 pm Jen just called, she said she will be right here. Mind you she came over to watch Revelations, which started at nine. Now I have a DVR I am not worried about that, or the fact that I can't watch anything until she gets here. But she said she would be over sometime between 8 and 9. Now lets think about what that means, 8 to 9 that is when I expected her, the show starts at 9 you should be here 9 at the latest. What the hell. Is it just me. Hmmm. I hope she didn't bring Willie Wonka. Yuk. Tick tock where is she. So honestly do you think it is me?

Been a while

It has been a while since I posted, yes I know. No it isn't because Jen miracously started being on time, but I have simply been slipping up and needing the extra time.
Jen is supposed to be here to go to the movies. I said the movie starts at 10:20, she said she would be here in time. What do you think, you think Jen will prove me wrong. Lets see.

10:10pm she is coming. Should be a minute or two. that leaves 8 minutes to get to the movie. Nice.

Movie Night

Ok, we have (had) plans to see Sin City at 10:05 PM. We made these plans around 4. I asked her to be here at 9:00pm. It is now 10:12 PM. I just talked to her and we are going to try to make it to the 10:50 show. She said that she can be here in the next 10 minutes. What do you think? Will the impossible happen? Will Jen be able to just grab her keys and purse and go? Could this be the night? I doubt it, but right now, I can fantasize.
10:23 it has been 11 minutes she just left. Need to get ready.

Birthday Party

I don't know how I got ropped into this one, but for some reason I agreed to go to Jennifer's friend's baby's 1 year old party. WTF. Why they don't remember, but that is besides the point. Jen was supposed to pick me up at 10:00 am it is now 11:30 party starts at 12:00 and it is in Long Beach. So what do you think? I am not sure what time she called me. Confident that this would happen I did not wake up until around 11:15, took a shower, played on the computer, and I am ready to go. Hmmm. What will her devious excuse be this time? She went to bed at 7:30pm yesterday, so lack of sleep isn't going to fly.
Dude I just won 3 hands of solitare in a row. NEW RECORD!
12:30pm she is here time to go.