Lost

Jen said she would call at 9:00pm she said that she wanted to watch lost. There she is, if she gets me a hamburger she is the best
She is tourturing me. I just want a hamburger and she wants to put bananas and waltuts on it.
I just want a hambuer. Great she is babling again. WTF Carrot sticks, she is just rambaling about all the stuff that she can put on my hambuer.
She brought me a hamburger, it is 10:45pm, but she brought me a hamburger. What a gem

Easter Sunday

Ok it is Easter for my GF and Family, mine isn't for another month. We are supposed to have dinner at my sisters place. Jen was supposed to be here at 3:00 PM. Originally I said 2:00 but everyone is running late so we will let that go. Jen lied down for a nap and just called me. She said she will be right over. I am guessing at best she will be here at 4:00pm and we still have to go by Trader Joes's to get some flowers. ARG.
I can't complain too much since I got lost in this game that I was playing and lost track of time. I am just about to get in the shower myself. Still I will be ready before she is. What can you do? I really can't get mad at her, that is next to impossible. So I will sit here, write some stuff, work on some other stuff, and wait. wait. Hmm.
4:03, she is coming down my street. Only 32 minutes late. I am going to go through these blogs and add the numbers. HA. She is great, but always late.

Borne Idenity

Jen is coming over to watch Born Identity. She asked what time to be here and I said 9:30pm she said that was too late, so we decided 9:00pm, It is now 10:07 and she is on her way. I think the root of the problem , aside from not grasping the simple concept of time, is that she does not know how to manage time. Word to the wise Jen, don't shop online when you know that you are going to go out. Scrub faster, a shower should not take 30 minutes, think that is fast and rushing. WTF what takes so freaking long for her to get ready. What is she thinking about when she is in the shower for 45 minutes. She asks "Can I help it that I take my time" Duhh, only you can help it, it is you, stop taking your time, get dressed and get over here. The funny thing is she did not do anything today except for work on her Blog. We made these plans at 3:00 PM.
Piece!
She is on her way. So tomorrow I told her that the Easter dinner is at 2:00pm It is as 3:00pm but there is no way in hell that I am going to tell her that. So she will be 45 minutes late, still 15 minutes eary. GO VINCE

Gym II Sunday

It is 9:15, I just put my clothes in the dryer. Jen was supposed to be here at 9:00pm. In all fairness she did call and say that she is waiting for her shirt to dry that she needs to have for the gym. This is at 8:45pm. No luck on the cell phone. I don't think we are going to make it to the gym tonight. I am just going to humor her and have her come over. She won't be here until 10:00pm, see that is the time I wanted to get back from the gym. Now it will be 11:00pm which is too late. ARG
Ok, going to find something else to do.
9:53 she just called. I think too tired to go to the gym. We will see.

Another Saturday Gym Night

It is 9:18 pm, Jen was supposed to be here at 9:00pm, we talked last around 4:00pm and made the plans. We are going to the gym tonight. It is a nice thing to do, doesn't cost money, work out, good fun. I am not sure why she is always late. She has this pokieness to her. She will spend one minute folding a towel.
Ok Ten Commanments is back on. Odd movie.
9:30 no word from Jen. Commercial. I am liking this movie. Not sure when she will be here. By now I have just tacked on an hour to when ever she tells me when she will be here. I wonder what she is doing right now. Looking on the internet. Watching one more video in between stroking her hair and debating what clothes she wants to where at the gym. Honestly I don't understand women. Is it really that difficult? Quick tip to you women out there. Guys don't care what they look like in certain occassions. Yea they want to look good when they go out, but they don't give a shit what they look like when they go to the gym, lounge around, going to the store. See there are times when appearance is key, but not while you are working on code. With this in mind, when men take theire women to the gym, they don't care what she looks like. They just want to go to the gym before they get too tired. ... Don't know what else to say. Just wake up, smell the coffee (except Jen that would take an hour) Ok TC back on.
9:35

9:48. Should I call her. Possible excuses, fell asleep, taking a shower, just got out of the shower. Why are to taking a shower before you go to the gym? Ok I don't know if she is taking a shower, but if she is then she is in deep trouble. She will probably tell me that she has to get a couple of things and she is on the way. Unless she fell asleep, in that case I have a whole differnt set of problems. She will be half asleep and insist on coming over, but this is another hour I have to wait. When she gets here I will be half asleep and she will be nice and rested. Yes this has happened before, and yes more than once. I will give her a call. Think what will Jen's excuse be...
Shit I feel bad, my phone was off.
Hmmm, sounds a little tired.
She has a tommy ache, she is trying to get out of this one. Lets see what I have to give up. I will probably have to have Tea tomorrow. She is downloading ring tones. Ok this one is kind of my fault, she tried to call.
Ok I gave up the afternoon tea. She took it with out a thought, now she is digging for something more. Now she is trying to get me to watch Willi Wonka. Did I screw up that baddly? Ok, now I am into shopping around old town.
Now we are discussing my cell phone dilima. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO??? What should I get. Ok now she wants to go to open houses. I am going to head to bed.
Good night
10:10

Rommel's Birthday Party

I got the invite in the moring, my old co-worker Rommel is having a birthday celebration at a bar in Los Fielz. I told Jen about it around noon, well probably around 11:30. I went to lunch at 11:20 and came back around 3:00pm, but I digress. Jen said she would be here at 10pm, it is 10:05pm I did give her an extension to 10:30pm, when I called her at 10pm she was asleep. Sound familiar? She claims that she will be here at 10:30, I am guessing more like 11:15. It starts at 11:30, I hate it when she does this, but getting mad at her is a futile effort.
Going to play COD...
She is here. Only 26 minutes too late. I need to log that. Good Day
10:56 pm

A Saturday Night

I am not sure what time Jen is going to be here, or what we are going to do. I talked to her around 7:45 she said she had a few things to do and she would be here in an hour. I bet you she will be here around 10:00pm. It is now 8:53 pm and I haven't heard from her. I am not feeling too well, but we will see. I went off or trying to go off one of my meds. That makes me sick. ARG.
9:11 she just called and said that she is getting ready.
I am telling her that she gave me the ebola virus. Now she is getting all concerned. And she says, "so you don't want to go tonight?" I tell her yes, and she keeps asking me stuff. I said "We can go to the gym".
"But you don't feel well" - Jen
"We can walk around the block" - Jen
"I am fine" - Me
"But you don't feel well"
She says she needs to change and get her stuff together. Apparently she has been trying on dresses, and that is why she is not ready.
9:50 pm she is on her way.

The Gym

Odd Friday night plans. We are going to the gym. You might think that it is 6 or 7, but we made this plan at 8:45. Jen said that she was going to be here at 9:45, but I told her to come around 10:00pm. Could this be it, could this be the time when she arrives on time. Now to clarify, I consider late anytime after 10 minutes. Now if you know that you are going to be more than 10 minutes late for anything, you should call the people that you are supposed to meet. These days everyone has a cell, and unless you have sprint, you have coverage just about anywhere. So there is no excuse. 11 minutes, late you should have called. I am going to play a game now. I have 40 minutes until this blog officially starts.
Sorry, 10:00 PM has gone and past. It is now 10:21, no phone call, no "I am late", nada. I think I am going to watch something on TV that doesn't totally piss me off. The News, Jesus Christ who buys into that shit? Seriously I think two thirds of Americans are fucking retarded. How can we have the worlds largest economy with these numb skulls in the work force.
I am guessing 10:45, I will call her in 10 minutes.
10:43, I just called her and her phone went straight to voice mail. I don't think we are going to make it to the gym. I wonder what excuse she will give. If I find out that she took a shower (a process that takes a lot of time) then she is in trouble. We are going to the freaking gym. How long does it take to get ready for the gym? Me, 3 1/2 minutes. Jennifer, don't know tell you when she gets here.
11:11 Looking for a phone and I am not finding anything I like. This is really frustrating. What is fucking taking so long. It looks like the gym is out. We were supposed to go to the Gym for only 1/2 hours because I said I didn't want to be out late. I could have gone to the gym, been on the bike for 45 minutes, and have time to come home, shower, play on the computer, write a blog, take a shit, brush my teeth, walk a dog, a lot of shit. I think this is what pisses me off the most, the shit that I could have done. O Well, she will come in a jolly mood with some excuse that if you break it down then it becomes almost comical. I guess that is why I lover her. She is someone that you just can't get mad at. Annoyed, frustrated, tortured, I guess is a small price to pay for someone that can't freaking show up on time.
Back to my fruitless phone search. Just can't find a phone with everything that I want.

11:27 still looking for a phone. No word from Jen. I would feel guilt if something has happened to her, but I would still publish this post. I am committed that way.

11:30 TV has gone to shit.

11:32 The Motorola site blocks donkey chunks.

11:42 Jen just called. She fell asleep, meant to lie down for a few minutes. She insist that I am in my car going somewhere, but I keep telling her that I am at home.
"What is that sound?" she wants to know what I am doing. Damn she figured it out, she knows I typing on the computer. I still haven't told her about this blog. She is trying to guess what I am doing.
"Why didn't you call me?" - Jen
"I did, and your phone was off" - Me
"I guess it wasn't on" - Jen (No shit sherlock)
Shit forgot to do my SAP.
Shit now I have to take a test. 12:14, me tired.
Hmmm 30 minutes on the phone she could have been here by now. ARG.

She is giving me questions, but she doesn't know that I got the questions online. Damn I love the Internet, we will see if she catches on, I am doing perfect so far. A lot of bullshit surrounding by me know what six classic colors on a camble soup. Shit I have to get back to the call. I have her on hold. 12:31 PM
She thinks it is insane I am this good. HAHAHA She is getting suspicious almost done. I have her convinced that my dad taught me this. She thinks I am a genius.

She is reading me the Canadian version so i have to look it up on Google. Canadian dime, dollar. WTF.
HAAHHA.
Now I am asking questions from the American version. She thinks the person on the head of the dime is Eisenhower, I say Roosevelt.

12:57 we are arguing about how long it would have taken her if she came over when she called. SHe is listing all the things that she would have need to done. "Are you mad at me?" She asks when I point this out to her. I tell her I want to let her go, she says "You don't want to talk to me, or see me" Then she said she was just kidding. HAHA got me there.

Ok, I am going to sign off. Waiting for Jen that didn't show. Bummer.

1:04 am good night

Hanging Out

Ok, we didn't go to the mall becuase Jen had to go to Chruch, which she didn't go, but hey at least I got out of going to the mall. She told me too that we were going to look at some open hourses, one at first, which turned into two.

Jen said that we were going to hang out tonight, that was around 5:00pm. I still haven't heard from her. It is now 7:47. I am actually working on her web page, which isn't going well because the page was built by some crappy appilcation. I am going to call her soon and see what is up.

8:15pm She just called. ARG She insits on bringing DVD's she knows I don't want to watch. I do not want to watch the Monkeys, Willi Wonka, or Beverally Hillbilies.

8:18 She says that she is on her way, she just needs to brush her teeth. I bet she will be here around 9:00 pm What do you think?

8:48 She is on her way, she wants to do my nails. I tell her no, yet she still asks, like the answer is going to change. No, I tell her. "Please" she says "Please with Wip Cream and Jack Bauer on top"
"No" I say...
"Please all you can say is no, learn to say yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Mister, mister okdoky"
"Did you bring the stuff, did you bring stuff?"
"What stuff"
"Stuff to cut my nails"
"Yes I have a new nailcutter, Please Please"
"No"
9:52 she is parking. Why did we need to have the conversation? She was going to be here in 5 minutes. She does that a lot.

Going to the Mall

Ok this one is a little open ended. Jennifer begged me to go to the mall with her, which in my opinion is a stupid thing to do, since I hate the mall, shopping, people on Sunday's, but I agreed to go. She hasn't started getting ready yet so I assume that I have plenty of time. I am going to play some Call of Duty which is my favorite passtime while waiting for Jen. (2:12pm) -- Ok my mouse isn't working so I am going to work on her web page. It is embarassing having a girlfriend who has a web page on Geocitties in straight HTML which his poory written. MUST DO SOMETHING.

3:25 Jen just called she is on her way. I didn't work on her web paged, watched TV instead.

She should be here any minute, I have to get ready.

Constantine

So I thought I should start at the time that she was supposed to be. If you don't know who "she" is "she" is my girl friend, Jennifer, who is pathologically late to almost all occasions. Granted once or twice she has been on time, literally once or twice. We are supposed to go and see Constantine the movie. I picked 9:15 to start this blog since that is the time that she was supposed to be here. I will post this when she actually comes. It is 9:20 right now.

I am going to go and watch the rest of Austin Powers.

9:25 ten minutes late. Wait she is calling...
9:30 she is coming down my street.

For the first one of these this is pretty boring, but keep reading, sometimes she is an hour or two late. You can find out what I am doing while I patiently wait for her to come. See I never considered myself a patient person, but given the women that I have dated, I am the poster boy for patients. Belive me if you want to survive with these women, you have to find something to take your mind off the fact, that they are always fu@#ing late. I have learned to deal with it. She will probably have some excuse to why she is late, can't find parking, car ran a red light, but she didn't leave her house until after she was supposed to be here. I guess I am going to go and watch Austin Powers until she gets here. 9:34

She is here 9:36